Why can’t this Jason be like that Jason? Matt likes Twitter, Zach is alliterative, Jay is a rare thing in the universe and Alanna is a metaphor for reproductive freedom.
This place crawls. Alanna attempts to ghost, Matt is willing to take his chances, ZJ likes Sid, Zach sends his dudes and Jay shares...
We learn who it was all along. Matt is distracted by the Nazis, Alanna advocates for Happy Endings, Zach knows actors and Jay hems...
The most progressive 1940s. We’re on 4Chan. Matt is edging, Jay noticed, Alanna has replaced all her Batman knowledge with Pokemon and Rob is...