Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.
Why can’t this Jason be like that Jason? Matt likes Twitter, Zach is alliterative, Jay is a rare thing in the universe and Alanna...
Every third episode someone dies a meaningless death. Jay never feels guilty, Zach is a classic American, Alanna wants this to be over and...
It's like an episode of Law and Order.