Real giraffes look fake. Alanna learned nothing about polar bears, Jay knows Treknobabble, Matt is a dummy in the audience and Rob has tiny tiny little arms.
Robert Jordan owes Tamora Pierce an apology. Rob recaps himself, Alanna lucks out on genetics, Matt pulls a Jay, Jay picks a fight with...
Password is dick. Rob is history’s greatest monster, Jay is the biggest Titans fan ever and also a dick, Zach goes to a lot...
Stop bringing up the sequels. Rob chooses violence, Alanna has been in purple this whole time, Jay watches TV in his PJs, Matt is...